smell bent

the 2nd annual smell bent interwebs garage sale!!!

hey kiddies,

we recently had to clean out our stock room again (we still don’t want to be on hoarders) and have a few smellies that could use good homes.  below, you'll find a listing of our available scents.  as we run out, we'll update the list.  everything is first come, first serve. check the bottom of this post for full details.  

THANKS FOR A GREAT SALE!!!

 

the fine print ...

quantities of all scents are limited.  bottles may be marked “tester”, come unboxed, be in our older style bottle or have a wonky or unusual label.  all orders will come with samples of limited edition, prototype and/or discontinued scents.  

all orders - both domestic and international - will be shipped using usps priority mail.  shipping for US orders will start @ $6 for up to 4 unboxed sprays.  international shipping will be determined by the quantity of items in the order.  for most orders (up to 4 sprays), international shipping will be $14 for canada and $18 for all other countries.  

purchase requests will be taken in the order in which they are received. 

to order, email us at brent@smellbent.com

 

 

the smell bent interwebs garage sale!!!

Thanks to everybody for making our sale a big hit!  See you soon ...

 

hey kiddies,

we recently cleaned out our stock room (we don’t want to be on hoarders) and have a few goodies that could use good homes.  below, you'll find a listing of our available scents, including our sprays in our older style.  as we run out, we'll update the list.  everything is first come, first serve.  an email promoting the sale will be sent on tuesday, but we thought we’d let our fb friends know first!  check the bottom of this post for full details.  

 

quantities of all scents are limited.  bottles may be marked “tester”, come unboxed or have a wonky label.  all orders will come with samples of limited edition, prototype and/or discontinued scents.  shipping for US orders will start @ $5 for up to 4 unboxed sprays.  international shipping will be determined by the quantity of items in the order.  purchase requests will be taken in the order in which they are received. 

thanks!

to order, email us at sales@smellbent.com

 

happy black friday - free shipping + exclusive free smellie!

hey kiddies,

we know how you love a deal, so today through monday all order over $10 ship free!  and if that weren't enough, we're giving you a sample of an exclusive not-for-sale blend we cooked up called happy smellidays.  both are our little ways of saying thanks!  if you haven't tried our new holiday scents, be sure to pick up a specially priced sample pack,

happy shopping,

the chairman

never never land; or a dingo ate my perfume!

            Oh how I’ve always wanted to go Down Under!  Does that sound dirty?  No matter, the point is Australia is on the bucket list and part of the fun of Leisure Cruise is that I get to “spiritually” visit places I otherwise have no place being.             

            Given their exports – Eric Bana, Baz Lurhmann, Toni Collete, Rachel Griffiths, JUDY DAVIS, Kath & Kim – I think very highly of that big island we call Oz.  I’m always delighted when my perfume makes it down that way too.  It never ceases to amaze me that it’s warm at x-mas and chilly in July.  People get hung up on the toilets flushing the other way around, but who sticks around long enough to watch the toilet flush. 

            For those wondering, The Never Never is what Aussies call the Outback.  Not wanting to have anything remotely in common with the steakhouse of the same name, I thought it best to avoid references to shrimps, barbies, and awesome blossoms.  So we went with a reference to two classic books, Peter Pan, and the Australian novel “We of the Never Never.”

I knew immediately that the scent should be golden.  Watching Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, one sees the gorgeous vastness of the outback – that sea of land.  I grew up in the desert, or what’s left of it, in Arizona.  I wanted to convey dry heat and the sharpness of the air while contrasting that with the splendor of the setting.  The base of the scent is built upon a labdanum-rich amber.  I went through about 6 before settling on one I liked.  From there, desert rose and the dry and slightly rosy guaiac wood are added to the mix.  Green pepper and vetiver help add sharpness to the final product and give the composition a dusty quality that balances out the sweet.

This was the final scent I worked on in the series and I think it’s really stellar.  It’s certainly suited well for both lads and lasses.  If you haven’t tried it, pick up a sample pack of all the new scents, and shipping’s on us.  At least until the 10^th!

 

enjoy

climb aboard the leisure cruise with 5 new scents and free shipping!

The wait is finally over!
After scouring the globe for glamorous locales – and even more glamorous scents – we’ve returned with an itinerary fit for a king.  Our new Leisure Cruise line, part deux as the French say, is packed with 5 new scents, available in both oil and edt spray.  We’ve got offerings from the East, the Tropics and even a stop Down Under.  So take a Dramamine and put on your topsiders, cause smell bent’s headed back out to sea!

And to sweeten the deal ...
Try any of our new Leisure Cruise scents and receive FREE SHIPPING on your order.  Hurry, this deal won't last long!

free shipping for mother's day, y'all!

smell bent black friday to cyber monday SALE

We just love to shop and we know we're not the only ones.  So from Black Friday (11/27) to Cyber Monday (11/30), we're giving everybody who places an order free shipping!  As if that's not enough, we also want to make sure everybody on your list gets a bottle of smell bent.  So to help out, for every bottle you purchase, you'll also get a free smell bent greeting card!  Just let us know in the details box at the checkout which one(s) you'd like!

Hurry up, these deals aren't gonna last long!

happy holidays kiddies!

the chairman